Have you ever had a moment when you get a new toy, and when you get it out the packaging you know that it’s going to be one of your favourite toys? I had one of those moments when I unboxed the First Mate from Pleasure Works. And I was right.
This dildo is the gayest thing I own and I love it Split Peaches is a US based company who make high quality platinum silicone dildos. Despite being based in the US, their shipping to the UK (where I am) was super fast, and took just under a week after I ordered. The Unicorn Horn … Continue reading Review: Split Peaches Unicorn Horn
Again, I want to clarify before I start this review that I am not the intended market for it. At all. TENGA eggs are designed for people with full sized penises as single use masturbation sleeves. I don’t have a full sized penis, used it multiple times, and didn’t strictly use it as a sleeve. … Continue reading Review: TENGA Egg Crater
I don’t think any other toy has given me as many orgasms as my Doxy Wand Original. And I say this genuinely.
I don’t think I could ever love a packer as much as I love the Archer from New York Toy Collective. That’s quite a dramatic thing to say, especially since I’ve been packing for over half a decade now, the last few years being daily, but I mean every word of it. The Archer has … Continue reading Review: New York Toy Collective Archer
I’m going literal with my domain/blogger name this week by reviewing the Fleshlight Freaks Cyborg Dildo. I’d seen this dildo around the internet before- although I’d been far more interested in the Zombie from that line- but my actual decision to purchase it was a total impulse. I found the dildo in a brick and … Continue reading Review: Fleshlight Freaks Cyborg Dildo
My most memorable experience of an STP before buying the Mr. Fenis involved a bright pink She-Wee and a very confused teenage me in the middle of the Amazonian rainforest. It wasn’t a good experience. I've used a few modified packer STPs but generally haven't really thought about STP devices much since that incident, until … Continue reading Review: Mr. Fenis STP